Today: A Review.

Today comprised two major incidences, one major decision, one minor decision and a couple of themes.

The incidences were going to work and uni. I went to uni so I could find out where all my classes are ahead of time instead of spending the first week being hopelessly lost like a sap. Anyway, I went to all my classrooms. I still have nary an idea of how to get to them though. I hope that the routes imprinted subconsciously on my mind. This is unlikely.
At work I took a couple of clients to the gym. I always volunteer to do this for a reason I wouldn't like people in my real life to know. As follows:
1) There are always rather attractive men at the gym, 'working' 'out'.
2) Accompanying two disabled people makes me seem saintly.
3) Therefore attractive men see me as saintly and smile upon me and my good deeds.
4) I enjoy this.
I know this is somewhat unseemly, but whatever.
My major decision was to become a vegetarian. I have been dallying with the idea for some weeks now after reading a review of a book by the ever-luscious Jonathan Safran Foer (I'd eat him instead of meat AMIRIGHT). I actually decided to go vego last night at about midnight and when I woke up did not remember. I didn't remember until about 5pm when my man-candy interrupted my description of the satay chicken I was planning with "aren't you vegetarian now?". I am.
My minor decision was to join Young Labor at uni. As well as my actual and enthusiastic support for ALP (I did work for Labor, or something), I wanted to piss off the Young Liberals (who all looked amusingly exactly how I pictured young Liberals) who had set up camp directly opposite.
The themes were Friendship as I hung out with my deeply gloomy and cutting friend Jordan, and Food as becoming a Dirty Vego has made me incredibly hungy. RIP steak. And cow. Oh, the irony.